MUSEUM OF BUFFOONERY

UPDATE: 08/06/2026

Nestled in the heart of Southport’s historic Wayfarers Arcade, the Little Museum of Buffoonery
is proud to take its place among the elegant architecture of this Victorian-listed building.

A Touch of Timeless Charm: The Little Museum of Buffoonery Finds Its Place
in Southport
Free entry with a request for a donation to
The Gift of Happiness Foundation

Please note: The Museum itself is temporarily closed while the Professor works single-handedly to expand the visitor areas, preparing space for even more eccentric exhibits. Giant shoes, musical instruments, and surprises galore. Eddie is planning to reopen in late 2026. Stay tuned to this site for details.

22/06/2026
The mask has cracked. The book is out.

My memoir, Crackmask, is now available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle editions.

It’s the story I never thought I’d tell... And now it’s yours to read.

ORDER YOUR COPY

A true story
of the cracks that shaped me, and the light that shone through

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Eddie Advertising His Book on Lord Street, Southport

A small launch weekend for Crackmask at The Little Museum of Buffoonery in Southport.

You are warmly invited to drop in, meet the author, and pick up a signed copy.

CRACKMASK LAUNCH DATES, 26th-28th of JUNE 2026

CRACKMASK
Eddie's Book

This has been bubbling away in the background for years, through the mess, the wrong turns, and the bizarre twist that dumped me in Bangkok running a charity instead of whatever life originally had planned.

It’s called CRACKMASK… I wore a mask for most of my life. Not for show, just the only way I knew how to get through the day without falling apart. It held together far longer than it had any right to.

When it finally cracked, everything I’d stuffed behind it came pouring out like it had been rehearsing… That’s what the book’s about. My mask. My mess. My cracks. More soon. Still catching my breath.